sign me right the fuck up
I always wanted these to happen in real life
Where is “Several bad puns later”?
we need more!
Spongebob time cards are solid gold.
I know what I’ll be using some of these for later, lol…
I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line
this is gold
yes hello we are open good morning
Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life
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I would pay good money to have a navigation system voiced by cas
"I don’t understand, why did you not turn when I told you to?"
"You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can drag you back in."
Can you imagine, though:
Crashing the car when you didn’t have permission to take it out:
do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post
Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.
Also, his shirt.
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